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Updated: 2:15 p.m.
NEW ORLEANS, LA - Escaped ape runs amongst drunk party girls causing mischief and exposing them to 18"
gorilla cock.
"I've never seen anything like it" says sheriff H.G. Reckshun, "It must be in mating season or something.
It just keeps running up to girls, getting them to flash their tits, then blasts them with gallons of
gorilla cum. The poor girls are a soaked mess after he's done with them."
When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any party girls, officials refused to confirm it.
"There have been more than a few girls walking kind of funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good
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