NEW ORLEANS, LA - Huge rivers of cum threatened to drown Mardi Gras revelers in a sticky mess for the second day in a row as a giant horny ape rampaged thorugh the city.

The gorilla, described as a "giant, furry mammal with an 18 inch gorilla dick" has a fetish for giving facials to young women and was seen frolicking with many innocent coeds that had come to the city to enjoy the party.

When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it.

"There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good mood."
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