(APE) News and news services Updated: 2:15 p.m.
NEW ORLEANS, LA - Mardi Gras revelry turned into a cum drenched mess for the third night in a row as a giant
ape once again lept into the crowd spewing forth gorilla cum.
The gorilla, described as a "giant, furry mammal with an 18 inch gorilla dick" has a fetish for giving
facials to young women and was seen frolicking with many innocent coeds.
When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it.
"There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good
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