NEW ORLEANS, LA - Hundreds of party girls reported being sprayed in gallons of gorilla cum this weekend after an ape was seen running through the crowd with an 18" erect gorilla cock titilating the young women.

When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it. "There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good mood." Read more here