NEW ORLEANS, LA - Thousands of college girls on spring break at Mardi Gras were stunned to find themselves on the receiving end of an 18" primate cock attached to a huge gorilla. The gorilla was said to have become extremely aroused at the site of all the bare boobs in the area and was seen jizzing gallons on dozens of coeds.

When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it. "There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good mood." Read more here