NEW ORLEANS, LA - Dozens of girls were accosted by a large hairy ape running through the streets of New Orleans last night while waving an 18 inch long gorilla cock and cumming gallons of gorilla goo.

Spectators claim most of the women seemed to enjoy it, and were very eager to get soaked from head to toe in the gorilla's finest love juices. Though the girls were rushing ahead of one another to gain access to the ape, with 18 inches of king schlong dong there was more than enough available for all females interested.

When asked if the gorilla has been seen mating with any of the party girls, officials refused to confirm it. "There have been quite a few girls walking funny though, and the ape seems to be in a good mood." Read more here